Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Of Tests, Exams and Assignments

10 Events That Precipitate Tests, Exams and Assignments

aka Reasons to Conclude that I am suffering from Imminent Neurotic Stress from Assignments aNd Exams (INSANE)


10. Sleep overriding every other system in the body. (ie. Sleep > Study, if my body had its way and I didn't care about grades)

9. Increased intake of junk food, or more recently, food in general.

8. More appearances/activity on Facebook.

7. Inane laughter from my room, if I'm studying in there. My housemate can testify I'm sure, or maybe not. She'll probably just say I'm always randomly attacked by laughing fits/or easily amused.

6. More updates/posts on blogs, of which this post here is an example.

5. Having more than 2 conversations simultaneously, with the same person, talking about different topics. *cough Cheong cough*

4. Skyping for more than 2 hours non-stop. For purely academic purposes, naturally.

3. Fixation on a specific kind of chip/biscuit/chocolate. And by fixation I mean an unhealthy obsession for that specific junk food. Nothing else will do. That's when it's bad, oh yeah, bad.

2. Weird sleeping habits become more weird. Consists of nocturnality, naps, nightmares.


*drumroll for the anti-climatic #1*



1. Insanity. In all that I do. In general.

This came from an insane week 8 I swear. 10% Biochem Mid Sem, 10% Genetics Online Mid Sem, 30% CrWr Creative Non-Fiction Assignment (which I really did horribly for, but let's not get into that or I'd never get out of it).

2 comments:

chroniclesist said...

LOL! I just saw this post. WHY YOU COUGH AT ME. boohooo! mm skype is good :)

jeanne-night said...

Er.. I have no idea when you posted that comment. Haha. But I just saw it, the time being, 5.28am Friday 4 June. Oh My.