One Noodle to entangle them all and in the Darkness bind them.
Warning: The contents of this post are the by-products of excessive mugging and assignments as well as sugar and coffee.
The Lord of the Rings aka LOTR and its constituent books belong to J.R.R. Tolkien.
No abuse, ridicule, disrespect and/or insult was intended in the course of the conversation carried out and subsequently recorded here.
Sig: but indomie cravings... whenever assignment and exam time
Me: curb them
Sig: will try to
the dark lord is calling me.... the ring (indomie) has its own will
the indomie wraiths are coming for me
Me: the ring of indomie?
Sig: yes!! and i am the last of the numenor(kid running away from the destiny of king of Gippsland yoghurt)
alliteration for Gondor
Me: you have to throw it into the raging fires of mount doom (aka rubbish bin) - total destruction
lest a Gollum comes and bites it off your hand haha
Sig: hahaha yeah
Me: aka... the attack of the MSG. hair falling off and stuff like that
Sig: but now facing me and mount doom is the army of orcs and trolls (pot and pans). temptation is strong
Me: Aragorn: but it is not this day... this day we fight!
Sig: by all that you hold dear on this good earth, i bid you stand!! Men of the Yoghurt
for frodo!
chiong ah!!!!
Me: charge!!!!
Sig: that was so... weird
HAHAHAHAAHHAA
assigment time, all is forgiven
Me: oy you forgot abt the path of the dead
Sig: Gippsland will be numenoreans, Greek yoghurt can be the rohirrim
lower class of yoghurt
Me: ....
bias
although i can see the link between the greek and the rohirrim
greek=troy=trojan HORSE= horse lords=rohirrim
hahaha
Sig: huh??
Me: the link
Sig: OMG you are so weird
HAHAHHAHAHA
Me: hahahaha
thank you
Sig: it's a compliment
its okay, we are almost on par at weirdness level
Me: cough cough
Sig: OH OH!!
can link also: the rohirrim will summon the path of the dead
they can summon hector, ajax, achilles, or rather, Gondor summon
Me: the rohirrim don't summon the dead... aragorn does
Sig: but aragorn is not greek!
Me: too bad
Sig: hmm... i can imagine the scene when boromir dies
Me: wait so are you frodo or aragorn?
Sig: B: the world of men will fall, all will come to darkness
A: i do not know what strength lies in my blood but i will not let the white city fall
Me: omg you watch too much already!!!
Sig: B: i would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king
A: i won't let the white city of Minas Tirith be covered with indomie. i prefer it white and clean without MSG. cos if that happens isildur will turn in his grave
Me: wtf
rofl
Sig: A: i rather eat lembas bread. than indomie. indomie gives u garlic breath and i am sure arwen will not like it. she already hates my long beard which pricks her when we erm, kiss
HAHAHHAHAHA
Me: omg...
so who's your arwen?
?
that person on your desktop?
Sig: hmm... i cant imagine her with pointy ears
Me: don't need to
grow long hair can cover one
Sig: nah... somehow i cant imagine asian as elves
Me: tsk tsk
Sig: asian women i mean, cos you see right
elf men already look so gay
and japanese guys fit the bill
they are.... sexually ambiguous
Me: pffffftt
legolas does not look gay. and neither does elrond nor celeborn nor haldir
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