Of Spunky Little Chickens and Beasties

So today was the first day of Sem 2. And thank goodness the two tutes that I have scheduled for Mondays were not in session today. Otherwise I'd have to wake up at 9am...

But! I woke up at about 11ish today! Hah!

Chem 'lecture' today was really funny! Mostly because the first year coordinator spent the first half an hour talking about admin stuff. He's really funny....
He cracks jokes about how we either skip classes after the first few weeks of uni or keep switching streams, which when he said it, I interpreted as going for the same lecture more than once... Quoting him word for word; would be along these lines... "particularly at the start of the semester when the attendance is high".

And!!! He kept saying that he didn't want to flood our unimelb emails with too many notices so he'd post on the LMS instead....
"I don't like flooding your unimelb emails. however I will send emails to you if I think they are important, so please check your @unimelb emails. Or you can pop your emails to your gmail... or whatever you spunky little chickens use these days.."

Halfway through the coordinator's talk, my lecturer opens the door nearest to the lecturn, making a horrible noise.... and the coordinator goes, "What's wrong with that door? Why does it keep opening? [sees lecturer] What are you doing man? I'm not done yet."


Bio lecturer/coordinator was also really funny. She kept using the words beasties....
That aside though, I have no idea how I'm gonna survive her lectures. She seems to be scanning the whole lecture theatre for any trouble. She even told off a girl who was "looking around, with her chin on her hand" for distracting her.

Scary...